Man comes to the front door of a guest house and says he’s Mr. Smith, booked in for two nights.
Proprietor: ‘Would you like me to carry your bag from the car, sir’.
Guest: ‘No, she can walk, but you can bring the luggage.’
Innkeeper: The room is R1000- a night. It’s R50- if you make your own bed.
Guest: I’ll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.
Paddy is booked into a guest house, and looking round,notices a sign on the wall. He says to the owner: “What time do you get in by?” The owner looks confused and says: “Well, I am the owner, I live here. Why do you ask?”
Says Paddy,”Well, on that sign there, it says guests have to be in before you!”
The owner replies,”No, it says: “Guests must be in before 1 am”!